things I would not like to find in my left shoe in the morning

  • a breeding pair of scorpions
  • lime jello
  • saguaro cacti
  • kryptonite shards
  • Condoleeza Rice
  • Western Europe
  • fire
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One Response to things I would not like to find in my left shoe in the morning

  1. jbdowse says:

    If Western Europe were squeezed in there, that would be, like, NEUTRON STAR DENSITY?? Also another not nice thing to find in a left shoe in the morning and yet it has happened to me and the way I found this out was by putting on the shoe: mouse skeletons and fur.

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