things that, come to think of it, I haven’t seen around Cornell frats the morning after a party

  1. Cans/boxes of Beast littering the lawns
  2. Smashed furniture
  3. Smashed televisions
  4. Burning piles of laundry
  5. Smashed pianos
  6. Vomit
  7. Puddles of cheap beer

Conclusion: either

(a) it’s worse on the insides of said frat houses, or

(b) it’s coming and it just hasn’t happened yet, or

(c) it happens only on the parts of campus where I’m not, or

(d) Cornell snobby rich kids 1, Williams snobby rich kids 0.

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One Response to things that, come to think of it, I haven’t seen around Cornell frats the morning after a party

  1. Mary Beth says:

    I vote (a). And a little (b), since it’s probably pretty cold there now and outdoor stuff is more likely in warm weather.

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