- One is outrageously rich and owns more houses than one can count.
- One is senile.
- One is easily distracted.
- One does not actually listen to things people ask of or tell to one.
- One is horribly out of touch with reality.
reasons why one might forget how many houses one owns
Thursday, 28 August 2008XXIX Summer Olympics
Sunday, 24 August 2008- Michael Phelps
- Usain Bolt
- Synchronized swimmers
- Wei Yang
- Pretty much anything gymnastics
- Table tennis
Conclusion: The Olympics don’t actually happen. They’re just not physically possible.