Saturday night roomie visits

Monday, 17 November 2008

Me: Zzz*snort* Huh–euh–wha…? [Sits up violently] Hello?
Housemate: Heyyyyyyy. [Feeling his way along the wall]
Me: Uh… [rubs eyes] You all right, man?
Housemate: Yeah.
Me: Um, what’s up?
Housemate: I can’t find the stop sign. [Shuffles forward, slaps at wall]
Me: What.
Housemate: The stop sign? I can’t find it.
Me: Oh-kay. Are you drunk?
Housemate: Yes!
Me: [Stumbles out from under covers] Oh-kay. That explains things. [Turns on lights]
Housemate: Oh! This is the wrong room!
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Housemate: Whoops. Sorry for scaring you. [Sticks hand out]
Me: Oh, you just startled me is all. Uh… [shakes hand]
Housemate: Okay, goodnight!
Me: Maybe you should drink some water or something.
Housemate: Good idea. Bye! [Waves]

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Really horrible applications

Wednesday, 5 November 2008
  1. Adobe Acrobat
  2. PeopleSoft
  3. LabView, as always
  4. Blackboard

Today, I feel like a(n)…

Tuesday, 4 November 2008
  • American
  • Democrat
  • Far-sighted decision maker
  • Concerned citizen
  • Agent of change
  • Responsible person
  • Patriot